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Prerecorded for this time zone.
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Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Use with adequate ventilation.
Availability is limited.
Penalty for private use.
Remember to not forget.
Warranty period limited.
Video cameras in use.
The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of Major League Foosball.
Thanks to the US Naval Observatory.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Not to be removed under penalty of law.
You must be present to win.
List was current at time of printing.
This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
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Do not carry loose batteries in pockets, purses or bags.
Read all instructions before starting assembly.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Drop in any mailbox.
Screens must remain in place to ensure bug free operation.
The above limitations may not apply to you.
Helium balloons may explode when elevated to extreme heights.
In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
Full license agreement is included within.
The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
Not to be used for the other use.
Use other side for additional listings.
Do not disturb.
Falling rock.
This Web site is intended for the use of the individual members and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs.
Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion.
This product contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
Nytol may cause drowsiness.
Do not use hair dryer in the shower.
Thanks to the San Antonio Astronomical Association.
Never forget 4/20.
Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
Rates higher for users under age 25.
Batteries not included.
Do not write below this line.
Edited for television.
Avoid contact with skin.
Proof of airline or Amtrak arrival is required at ISP counter or higher rates apply.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Misuse may cause personal injury or death.
The entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Times are approximate.
Keep this and all software out of the reach of children.
Beware of dog.
Please Note.
Do not insert backwards.
May cause excitability.
Your mileage may vary.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
For external use only.
Not the Beatles.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
No purchase necessary.
There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process know as "tunneling," this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
List at least two alternate dates.
Shipping and handling extra.
Shading within a garment may occur.
You could be a winner!
Weekly rates require a 5-day minimum rental or daily rates apply.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
May cause allergic skin reaction.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Not available in all states.
All models over 18 years of age.
Not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
Original proof of purchase must be returned when applying for a refund.
Read the entire test before answering any questions.
Remove baby before folding stroller.
Apply only to affected area.
Not a safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Not for use with aluminum utensils or cookware.
Use only as directed.
Unless the word inspletularity has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
Place stamp here.
Not responsible for user stupidity.
Close cover before striking.
Attention.
Not safe for children and pets.
Repeating unconfirmed rumors may have adverse consequences.
Harmful if swallowed.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Details inside.
Subject to change without notice.
A 24-hour advance reservation is required.
Optional CDW at $23.00 a day or less (shown for guidance only due to fluctuating exchange rates; accurate as of 03/02/01) is available in Europe.
Not to be copied without the expression permission of the National Foosball League.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
One size fits all.
Not available in stores, call now, operators are standing by.
Handle With Extreme Care.
Approved for veterans.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Not responsible for typographical errors.
If symptoms persist, consult your physician.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
At participating locations only.
This product attracts every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
List each check separately by bank number.
Contains substances known by the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
At some off-airport locations, an airport-imposed tax or fee, ranging up to 10% will apply if you choose to exit on our shuttle bus.
Some assembly required.
Read this before opening package.
Cat napping.
For use only in the intended use.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
No animals were harmed during the creation of this Web site.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is ten dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are "rolled up" into such a small "area" that they cannot be detected.
Not to be used in nuclear reactor control systems.
For off-road use only.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Do not drive car or operate machinery immediately after using Boots Children's Cough Medicine.
Special usage rates are also available at select locations.
Must be over 17.
Parental guidance suggested.
Taxes, airport service charges in Europe, fuel, additional mailbox fee, drop charges and other optional items are extra.
Subject to CAB approval.
Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of at least 99.9999999999% empty space.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Component Equivalency Notice: The subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc.) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse: Omniscience is mandatory in all cases before the court.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Subject to local regulation.
Thanks to the Tech Model Railroad Club.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Warning.
For recreational use only.
Shower cap fits one head.
Sanitized for your protection.
What goes up, must come down.
This conversation may be recorded for training or quality purposes, or just because we feel like we can get away with it.
Advisory.
Health Warning: Care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Unpredictable results will occur if allowed to pass beyond the event horizon.
Product will be hot after heating.
Violators will be towed at owner's expense. See owner for reimbursement form.
Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this software.
No solicitors.
Check here if tax deductible.
The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
Void where prohibited.
Sales tax not included.
Protected by Smith and Wesson.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Use at your own risk.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Useful results can only be obtained in an inertial frame of reference.
Driver does not carry cash.
Not suitable for use at relativistic speeds.
Call toll free before digging.
No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Use only pencil or blue or black ball point pen.
Decision of judges is final.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Do not use hair dryer while sleeping.
This notice supersedes all previous notices.
As seen on TV.
Do not iron clothes on body.
Simulated picture.
Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where this product is and how fast it is moving.
Not responsible for acts of God.
Avoid repeated or prolonged contact with skin.
Optional CDW at $14.99 a day or less is available in the U.S.
May cause drowsiness.
Replace with same type.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Consumer Notice.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Insure all protective guards are in place before operating machinery.
Caution.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Add toner.
Use inconsistent with package labeling may be a violation of Federal law.
Hearing protection may be required.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
This abridged version does not contain all of the information present in the full text.
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Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Disabling security features will increase the chance of data theft or corruption.
Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe; although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the Universe.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep marks inside boxes. Be sure you have marked correctly.
Management assumes no liability for unattended items.
Do not stamp.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
No COD's.
Always wear safety goggles.
Proof of purchase required.
Bonded items should not be placed in oven, microwave or dishwasher.
Consult your physician before using this program.
Do not dispose of in fire.
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Subject to availability.
Some information may be stored in systems not in your country.
Booths for two or more.
Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
May be too intense for some viewers.
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Store in original containers.
Not recommended for people over the age of 143.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw chain with your hands.
Read label before using.
This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers.
Some restrictions apply.
First pull up, then pull down.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
For weekend rate, page must be accessed after noon Thursday and returned by noon Monday or higher daily rates apply.
Store it in a cool, dry place.
Kilroy was here.
Safe for children and pets.
According to certain suggested versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Failure to respond in a timely manner may result in imposition of additional penalties.
See label for sequence.
Slippery when wet.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
This is a 100% matter product: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Call toll free number before digging.
Many suitcases look alike.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
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